Originally Posted by
ft101
She shortened and simplified "We don't want to open the door because we'll have to delay the flight in order to re-accomplish various functions related to operations, safety, and FAA regulations" to something most non FT passengers would find easier to compute, so the essence was spot on.
We should all remember on here that we're a bit odd compared to most airline passengers.
Yes, and sometimes more than just a bit odd. Very well stated, without a pejorative for the FAs, other passengers, or us FTers.