Found today in the Hoilday Inn Express Topeka:

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Dear Guest,

Due to the popularity of our guest room amenities, our housekeeping department now offers these items for sale:

Bed Sheets $12
Pillows $20
Bath Towels $9
Hand Towels $5
Face Clothes $2
Blow Dryer $25
CD Clock Radio $95
Irons $30
Ironing Board $25

[Followed by a blurb how the attendant will assume the corresponding charge is approved by the guest if anything is missing.]

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I have not seen this one before. I can't imagine taking any of the items.