Originally Posted by
j2simpso
Additional tips I heard from the Pros on FT:
- Claim you are a social media influencer, work for a large media agency or startup
- Omit key details to make your story sound better and when fellow FTers point out those details, ignore them
- Act like a complete and utterly ugly kettle (i.e. they wouldn't let me board first even though I had Global Entry)
- Post the rant then never post any follow up a phenomenon known as DYKWIPN (Do You Know When I'll Post Next?)
- Have a relative, friend, or other colleague reply to the thread while you don't reply at all
- Claim to have full understanding of what you're entitled to (i.e. DYKWIA) then argue with everyone else who points out the contrary
Safe Travels,
James
Also, try and start a new topic once every 3 days of so about some kind of social policy issue of nominal interest to the flying community. For the love of flying, post it in Omni, not here.