This couple were not business travellers by any remote means or indicators. Everyone in the cabin heard every word both of them spoke and there were enough details to know that while they paid for J, they would be perfect candidates to receive one of those fantasy brochures “How to Behave in Business Class” and to be clear to anyone else, these 2 were not drunk before they boarded. They were just obnoxious.

Also I did enjoy a few “therapeutic” moments by giving the husband the glare of death. His eyes looked like they understood, but his brain and body clearly were clearly not recipients of any clues.