Originally Posted by Zorak

Over the weekend I went to the movies with some friends (for me, the first time in an actual cinema in quite a while). While I was standing in the concessions line they went off in search of the restrooms but quickly came back apparently not having found any.

I started to say "I'm sure there'll be some after security..." but luckily my brain intercepted the remark in time for me to say "... after the ticket taker"