Unsuited for more than one night. No storage. Your desk and chair are folded up and hanging from the wall. Tiny room with no Marriott Platinum Elite upgrade. Slow elevators. Very expensive; my rate varied from $199 to $399 during a four-night stay, but it was a pretty last-minute booking and everything else was more.

Stupidly-thick duvet (it's JULY FFS) with no sheet under it -- gross, because doubtful they strip the cover off after every guest -- means you'll wake up roasting then freezing 37 times a night because the wall AC blows cold air right over the bed. I had to request a blanket and sheet to sleep comfortably, like, you know, in a NORMAL BED. The AC shuts off during the day so your room will be a stifling moist box for about 30 minutes once you turn the AC back on, and you can't set it lower than 68F but it does cool down enough to be comfortable.

Bouncers in the lobby at night because it's some kind of hot spot for thin pretty young people. Not a lot of great food options in the area because Times Square sucked all the life out of it. I didn't eat here. There's a couple of decent places on 35th west of 7th. Yeah, "Times Square" is a stretch at 36th and 7th. Close to RW train and Herald Square.