A new category of "Elite Supreme King Road Warrior" could be established for the single highest mileage-earner for each airline. Benefits would include:
1. catered airline meals from your favorite restaurant
2. SUPER-SIZED McDonald's kids meals on United Airlines
3. On-demand stopovers while in flight. Flying from LAX to JFK and want to stop to visit grandma in Alabama? No problem!
4. Complimentary Louis-Vutton carry-on steamer trunk
5. Solid 24k gold frequent traveler ID card
6. In flight movies? Nope. Live broadway productions instead
(hey, this is fun....)
Anyone else have some suggestions?