"nothing else was offered", but you ate most of your salad hahaha!

It is huge! Was it alive? I am amazed that such a thing can grow and survive under the heavy doses of pesticides that have been poured in the field were your salad grew up. It also made it through the industrial washing of the salad (most probably with bleach or the like). Had you been headed to Mexico, you could have dumped it in the bottle of tequila. It would have then looked like mezcal.

The lurker should have brought you some caviar from F. The proteins in caviar are more commonly accepted as being comestible food...