Last week, I had just made my way to the one unoccupied toilet (upstairs 747), and had my hand on the door, when this guy ran at the door, and pushed me out of the way.
I only managed a garbled "excu...," when he screamed "I NEED TO TAKE A SH*T!" right in my face and slammed the door.
To his credit, he looked, er, pained.
Maybe this is more DYKINTTAS?
Last edited by newyorklondon; Jun 22, 2018 at 4:12 am