Basically either by showing me something that I did not know about and add to my knowledge, or flattery. The idiot that said that it gets you nowhere is indeed a fool.

So - on the basis that some of those deemed worthy (once upon a time) were ungrateful wretches - you can be a Mucci too. The compensation - free zone swung it, I;m afraid.

So I have to start you as a noble Blue. Mucci des Cieux Bleus de British Airways. Will that do?