Originally Posted by
EsherFlyer
I followed a mouse down the corridor of a pretty decent Hilton a little while ago, with it getting anxious to find a way out before disappearing through a gap in some architrave. I casually mentioned it to the staff as I wasn't lovely bothered, but they were horrified and asked me to draw a map so they could begin eradication procedures.
Maybe this mouse was also misheard after asking for directions to the 'Stilton' but actually ended up being sent to the 'Hilton'?