Originally Posted by indufan
How about "I was 6'2'' until Delta hammered me into the ground"? Actually maybe a combo. Get Mr. X to stand beside you and wear the red tights and wooden cap.
We may have a winner here!!
" I was 6'2" Until Delta Hammered Me Into a Coach Seat"
...."The Life and Times of a Hot Sauce Salesman."
And with your bookcover suggestion, this is definitely Pulitzer Prize material!!
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