Some hilarious inflight announcement from Air China, saw this on Air China's message board. Some passengers were complaining and stunned about it.

1) Flight attendants couldn't even pronounce Chinese words correctly. "Nanjing" become "Lanjing".

2) No measurement: Flying distance between Beijing and "Lanjing" is 1000

3*) Welcome aboard xx airlines aircrash. (should be airlines aircraft)

4) We are taxing on the wrong way (wrong taxiway)

5) Ladies and Gentlemen, this is captain speaking.......we will try our best to save you (should be "serve you")

6) We are now landing. Please open your windows sh*t (apparently the flight attendant want to say "open your windows shield, or sheet"...)

Wondering what will happen if they join Star.

*Not sure whether this comes from Air China or other Chinese carriers.