I had this idea in Philadelphia and even moreso in Norfolk when I saw a long line of people trying to figure out when they were going to get to Orlando when Southwest cancelled a flight.

Wouldn't it be great to wear a Southwest Sucks Tshirt through Philadelphia and Norfolk and Orlando when we fly? The Tshirt should make its point quickly and not be too rude to get us into trouble.

Let's take ideas and do an order. Here's what they should say. Help me with the verbage.

* It is a MYTH that Southwest is Cheaper
* Terrible Frequent Flier Program
* No alliances during irregularities
* Show up early at the airport or sit between two fat people