I think Japan takes the cake on insipid flavor profile-less wine with Koshu. I won't even let it be served at my table. Blech! And the faux patriotism based exclamations of joy from locals when they drink it, yowza.
Now now, chill down the attitude
- tell me you don't' take some of that fine stuff, add some cassis and fizzy water and tell your neighbo(u)rs you're serving Kir Royale!