LOL and I agree.

One of my instructors would say "it's a neutral white wine that doesn't taste like wine or really taste like much of anything. Why not just order a cocktail or a beer?"

With that being said, PG was a PAIN when doing blinds and trying to get ready for my exams since their is almost nothing to go off of. There are some decent PG out there, but yes, they are by far and few in the minority and not the "house wine" at a North American restaurant.