Schengen T1 this afteroon.
The good news: only one person ahead of me, zero bags at secondary.
The bad: my bag went to secondary. Why? A bunch of keys. Needless to say, these keys have been traveling the world for years and years, yet have not been deemed worthy of scrutiny at any of hundreds of security checkpoints, including countless times at AMS. Until today. You gotta hand it to them, they are masters at detecting imaginary threats.
Johan