The food at both Cape Kidnappers and their sister property Matakauri has been truly excellent. Last night in Cape Kidnappers they did their best to prolong my misery, by taking over an hour to bring the starters. The question though is whether it's excellent enough to warrant wearing a jacket? Is anything? I lived to tell the tale, but I absolutely hated it and will be sure to pass on the bill for the years of therapy I now must endure, for I suddenly felt like an actual adult - something I've always feared.