Aubie:
A couple of points (I've had a few to drink - it is POETS day by the way - so please forgive me).
1. Never has HEAD flight attendant sounded so funny.
2. Do you write those POP (piss-off-politely) letter the airlines send?
Complaining and seeking compensation is nothing to do with 'just cause' but everything to do with getting what you can, when you can.
3. Why should you have to move is some sad individual is pleasuring himself next to you? At the very least you want extra peanuts!
MF