I've been imagining a thread on FT something like the following: I was a 1K flying UA TPAC back from NRT, upgraded to FC or business class, and the FA gave meal choice priority to the dog! Compensation?

Moreover, that dog roamed around the cabin sniffing at the walls where people had put their feet and then grabbed all of the cute little Polaris bears and tried to eat them. It then threw up in the galley and urinated at the door to the lavatory, using someone's roller bag as a fire hydrant. The barking even drowned out a crying baby. No one on the flight got any sleep, not even the relief pilots.