Originally Posted by 84fiero

Or maybe a TSA clerk can stand watch beside our bed and escort us directly to the airport under armed guard - after having watched us shower and dress to ensure no weapons are being carried. We're placed into a secure plastic bubble and transported in armored carriers to the airport. Perhaps we should each be drugged and loaded onto the plane unconscious to further avoid any risk.

(yes the above is sarcasm lest there be any doubt! Though I bet somewhere in TSA someone would like this stuff)