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Old Mar 4, 2018, 7:59 pm
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freshairborne
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: FL 290 through FL390
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Originally Posted by thunderlounge
“Congratulations, you’ve won a new Mercedes luxury car!...


We’ll send you the tax bill.”


Oofff.
I already have a car. I bought it with the money from my last few profit sharing payments. It was a sure thing.

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