The Sheraton Four Points Flamingo East wins the award for being the worst stay I have had in over a decade,
Pluses:
Staff was warm, friendly, and tried to help.
There was no resort or parking charge.
Minuses:
Checked-in on the mobile app at 14:30. Arrived at the hotel as scheduled at 17:30. Room not ready. Had to wait another 20-minutes.
Internet is so slow I used my phone as a hotspot. Owner is not paying for anywhere near sufficient bandwidth. I couldn't get pages to load at all.
Thought I was in a handicap room. Shower stall has a three-inch lip and a curtain.
No refrigerator.
Safe was locked shut and unusable.
Left today at 10:00 and came back at 23:30. Room was not serviced.
Will never stay here again. Had a reservation over Memorial Day weekend. Cancelled. Had to use my phone, of course.
I am left with the impression that the owner is incredibly cheap.