As this request/discussion is more "adult" in nature -- let those who are easily offended be warned.......

This evening on a flight from MIA to LGA the passenger sitting next to me in FIRST CLASS decided to "pleasure himself" (and for those who do not know what I am talking about -- send me an email) in the seat next to me (albeit under a blanket -- but it was quite obvious). As first calss was full -- no moving. I told the flight attendant after the gentleman had finished his deed into the blanket -- so they would know when the cleaned up and did not reuse his blanket. They apologized and told me they had seen it all (including one couple who rang the "flight attendant call button" to ask permission...).

1. Has anyone else ever experienced this?

2. What would you have done in my situation? (I chose to ignore it as not to make a scene in 1st -- there were 3 priests in 1st class (thats another story all together) and some older folks -- thought better of making a scene)

3. What should the airline do, if anything for me? I spoke with a supervisor and all I got was an apology -- I joked about getting some extra miles but no luck.

4. I guess this would be considered a British Airways Red Card offense -- too bad it was not BA.

Thanks for your input.

--Jim