Originally Posted by
pewpew
So my girlfriend said that she wanted to break up when I move back home after graduating due to the distance... But then when I get a job offer in her city, she tells me not to take it because she wants to break up either way?
At least it makes for a good story to tell my therapist, when I get one

So you two are officially splitsville then, right? If not, then time for you to say ok, bye bye.