Originally Posted by cordelli
Toss a couple of handfulls of woman's underwear (assuming it's a he) into their carry on while it's sitting at their desk waiting for the next trip, and then toss in a corkscrew too.
The TSA will search it looking for the corkscrew, and wonder why he has panties all over his bag, he'll be quite embarassed when they start emptying it out in the line.
Actually to take it a step further. . . use the outside pocket of the carryon. That is where a lot of stuff is leftover. And make it several very large panties. Kmart and Walmart have sizes like 18W in thongs!!!