Oh wait I know where the power port is! Its now part of the Power Point Presentation you could not work on cause some passenger blew out the power port circutry on an old Packard Bell or Apple Newton device.

The Power Port is over there sitting at the Golden Arches being reproportioned to the French Fry skillet!

Dear First Class Power Port,

Where the heck are you when I need you? No green light just a plight on this flight! Oh how much I paid for the seat at least give me something good to eat. I can't work on Power Point nor can I surf the web or talk with my friend named Zeb!

I saw the sign that you'll be mine! This is not some funny Valentine! I am sad for how much I paid. Oh please don't rain on this parade. That old laptop blew you out into a loud toot! Now I am Kaput! So dear Power Port are you ever gonna work or will I go beserk as it is I who had to work!

Signed,

Passenger in 2A