Originally Posted by
rapidex
How unlucky can you get. Tell him not to bother buying a lottery ticket this weekend

Apparently some guy went on his first solo and while he was downwind the preceding aircraft crashed and blocked the runway and he had to divert. Poor guy!
Another one I heard of in terms of bad luck, on his (not the same one as the solo one) first flight as a captain he had a medical incident, then a drunk that went violent and resulted in a diversion to offload, followed by a bird strike on take-off. That's having a bad day... But at least he got rid of the 3 bad things in a day.