To be clear, I would not complain about a single hair. The hair referenced above was actually found by a hotel employee while cleaning the toilet because of what was floating when I checked into the room, which I'm sure we can all agree should never happen. The bobby pins, on the other hand, were in a CY king bed room, which obviously meant the bed linen had not been changed. The clerk asked "Are you sure they are not yours?" and from the expression on her face she immediately realized I'm bald. (Which is the third time I've mentioned that in this thread!) She immediately apologized, then obviously felt bad for pointing out my baldness, which is actually fine, but for a few seconds she was a blathering idiot trying to swim verbally back to shore.