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Old Jan 15, 2018, 5:26 am
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wxguy
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Originally Posted by freshairborne


Safety is always at the top of the stack. I’m in the pointy end, and if it’s not safe, I’m not going to fly it. But I kid around with my passengers on the PA sometimes and get a few compliments for it. If you’re a Denverite, you’ve probably heard one or two.

FAB
Thank you FAB! Pilots are human beings too. I appreciate your personality coming through.
A few of my favs over the years:
  • "I promise the number of good landings will equal the number of good take-offs today."
  • "The next time your travel plans are up-in-the-air, I hope you'll think of us."
  • (and from a LONG time ago) "We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for choosing ours."
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