Research has proven that these "off the top of their head" instantaneous answers are caused by over use of curling irons. The inability to think outside the box is caused by something that gets short circuited near their frontal lobe, while staying above the 13th floor in certain Marriott's, primarily on the east coast, causing them to think they're really, really smart, and know everything!

A few of the guys from the DEN kitchen that don't have much to do, as of late, have been dispatched back there (a special top-secret assignment) to iron things out! The fella's have to bring their own cheese sandwiches, from the kitchen if they want to eat, and they've been informed that this project can possibly go on for months, even years, as some noggins are tough nuts to crack!!

It is unknown when this project will wrap-up, but as always, ya'll are all on "a need to know basis"!!!