OK, final post on this property, but we do need to talk about the lights in the room. This is the longest post you will ever read about lighting in a hotel room.
So the room is pretty typical in size and shape, a King bed, with a table on each side, and wall mounted lamp above the table. There is also a center mounted lamp over the center of the bed.
All three lamps are controlled by the main switch as you walk in the room. All three lamps have LED bulbs and are BRIGHT. Operating Room bright. There is no dim feature or any way to turn only one light on.

But it gets worse. The main switch next to the entry door controls the lamp. There is also a small Lutron remote switch sticky taped to the headboard. Just one. It looks like this:

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Its sticky taped to the headboard, and only on one side. I give this thing a month before its completely lost. Its super tacky looking, and very out of place.

There are reading lamps on the headboard, and a floor lamp by the couch (also with a superbright LED) and a desk lamp, but its either too bright or too dark in the rooms pretty much at all times.