A place no-one has heard of on the tube line that no-one has ever heard of - the East London Line. A brownie point for anyone living west of Tower Bridge who knows what colour it is on the tube map!

It's walking distance to Millwall's football ground, which is all you need to know!

I don't live there, but it's only five minutes from my 'Halifax Building Society advert'-style pad in Wapping. (I apologise to anyone under 30 for whom that reference will mean nothing!)