Originally Posted by TSAJohn
TSA John: Your head is on fire.
Spiff: No it isn't.
TSA John: Have it your way.
Damn man, no wonder your so frustrated. You know everything and don't listen to anybody. Have a nice flight, man.
Travel and experience it for yourself. Surely you're not basing your conclusions on what is printed in a three-ring binder and not on actual experiences?
TSAJohn: "The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal for visiting tourists."
Spiff: "Actually, that's a misprint, it should read The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal
of visiting tourists."
TSAJohn: "The book says
for so it must be true. Time to dine!"
Spiff:"Good luck!"