Back to the point:

- Detroit (ugly, dirty, bad roads, expensive, and little to do)
- Orlando (once you get beyond the touristy stuff, it's really a podunk)
- Zurich: Very pretty, but kinda dull. A guidebook described it as a pleasant city on a lake, (Cleveland and Buffalo also fall within that description)
- I used to see someone from Belgium. If that relationship was anything like the country, then it's quite, ahem, quiet.
- Lubbock Texas seems to be relatively boring as well.

(Toledo gets a courtesy nod....as my hometown I can be especially critical)