On our flight from LHR - PHL a couple of weeks ago it was announced that one of the crew was wearing the new uniform...and we were invited to see if we could identify him / her...might it have been Pucci G?

Reminded me of...I think...'Chalky White'...in was it the Daily Mirror...you know the sort of thing...carry a copy of the D.M. and challenge him (It was always a him) on the seafront at Brighton or wherever with the words..."You're that pillock from the D.M. and I claim my £5"...or something along those lines...

No prizes this time though...and I kept calling for more drink all through the flight...just to check out as many uniforms as possible...gosh now I know how that chap with the surgical mask fetish felt...