Mine was actually pretty OK.

Earn 53,700 total bonus points.

1,500 Stay Once, Get 1,500 bonus points
Thank you for being a loyal IHG® Rewards Club member. Stay once and earn 1,500 bonus points

12,000 Stay More, Earn More
Get closer to the rewards you want when you stay 8 night(s) and earn 12,000 bonus points

12,800 Be The Readiest™
Stay at 5 Holiday Inn Express® hotel(s) and earn 12,800 bonus points

5,100 Travel with the IHG® App
Book 5 stay(s) with the IHG® App and earn 5,100 bonus points

4,000 A Bonus Weekend Stay
Stay with us for the weekend and earn 4,000 bonus points

2,800 Your Rate Bonus Points Package
Earn 2,800 bonus points when you complete 2 Your Rate Bonus Points Package stay(s)

1,500 Spend on your IHG® Rewards Club Credit Card
Book and pay for one stay at any IHG hotel using your IHG® Rewards Club Credit Card and earn 1,500 bonus points

14,000 Your Achievement Bonus
Complete 6 of the 7 offers and earn (an additional) 14,000 bonus points

The best thing for me (as a refugee from Accor's shockingly bad Le Club program) is that the points have been posting (a) accurately and (b) promptly. If you've never experience the hell that is Accor Customer Services, then you might not appreciate how much of a blessing that is