I have two.
1) Last night at DTW, after I arrived at the SkyClub at the end of the high As and found a seat with a view of the late Fox NFL game, my departure gate was changed from A71 to B11.
2) Also last night, after moving to the B/C SkyClub I could not, for the life of me, find the chocolate chip cookies. Once I did, I had to wait for a husband to stop giving his wife a hard time about how many she was loading up on before their flight out.