Originally Posted by
Eastbay1K
Some of the Michelin Guide followers won't like it much. It isn't fussy enough, and there aren't enough courses served with military-like precision for your three-plus hour dining marathon. The wine markups are also pretty reasonable, making your ability to get out the door (for 2) for over $1000 nearly impossible.
ROTFL!
But you forgot the "... and with detailed instructions for eating from the Chef .." somewhere in there.