I'm really missing the stories...
Here's a quick one. Walk to my seat 10c. Guy is in 10c. I said, hey your in my seat, he says what seat, I point to the seat he's in and say that one 10c. He says no, the aisle is A, I point at the little seat map and he says, yeah thats 10a next to the aisle. Right then a FA walks by. I ask her what seat is this, she said 10C loud enough for him to hear. I pointed at 10a, and smiled and said enjoy the window.