Originally Posted by
Marlin240
Only the most convincing DYKWIAs will be allowed in. It will have a storage room for comfort animals except for crocodiles. Why not crocs? Well, geez, they'll clearly eat all the other comfort animals. Do you want to hear all that wailing and gnashing of teeth while you sup on pheasant as a VIP?
Just as long as the crocs aren't wearing socks; or worse, those in the moat are wearing crocs with socks... which in such a case, the wailing and gnashing of teeth sounds are quite acceptable.