Originally Posted by
Marlin240
Only the most convincing DYKWIAs will be allowed in. It will have a storage room for comfort animals except for crocodiles. Why not crocs? Well, geez, they'll clearly eat all the other comfort animals. Do you want to hear all that wailing and gnashing of teeth while you sup on pheasant as a VIP?
So there will be a moat for the crocs, with unentitles seekers of admission thrown in and told to swim?
Actually the wailing and gnashing of teeth might be worth it in order to get a flight that's free of fake "comfort" beasts.