Kudos to the OP.

I too resent farcical, fallacious advertising.

The photo for C+ seating that seems to show about twice the actual knee room. (I am house hunting right now... related only in the sense that it is amazing what a photograph can do with the correct lens selection. Small rooms, and airplane seating, can be turned into a depiction of a vast auditorium with the correct lens.)

The photo for "early boarding" via your credit card membership (i.e., zone 1 boarding) that shows empty overheads and virtually no one else on the plane.

Any reference to loyalty being a two-way street.

References to the Sky Club being and restful place to work... a home away from home.