Originally Posted by m3red

I think people on our flight on Monday wondered who we were! So I guess do you know who he is?!

Purser runs up and loudly says "welcome back mr M3red, I'm very sorry to say but we do not have your favourite wine the amuse Bouche (red wine) on this flight but we have x and y let me know what you wanted decanting and we'll get right to it, would you like some Dom Perignon in the mean time"