Originally Posted by
Miggles
You gave the wrong answer to the FA's question. You should have said, "No, that is a birth mark."
I should have shown her my displeasure of being unjustly forced from my original seat by showing her my actual birth mark, which is on my right butt... it's the shape of a maple leaf.(no, I'm not Canadian) although that would probably have gotten me forcibly dragged off the flight and thrown in jail.