Originally Posted by
awayIgo
"the back off the plane gets there,the same time as the front"
I've always said that technically, based on touchdown, the back of the plane gets there first.
I sometimes fly with several associates who are various lower Medallion (or none), and we play an inverted game of this, just for fun reactions from nearby pax. My crew as they're walking past will look at me and say something innocuous like "must be nice", and I'll look up and reply; "keep walking, the unwashed masses are back there", "please avert your eyes, sir, we value our privacy" (pronounced the British way), "not really, I couldn't book the NetJet". Usually by the 3rd time this happens, my seatmate has figured out I'm with a group.
