Originally Posted by HigherFlyer

Perhaps something musical is in order?
We could show up en-masse, and just start singing!
I recommend the following song...

[sing/song]
"You put your laptop in,
You pull your laptop out!
You put your handbag in,
And they shake it all about!
They wand your Hokey Pokey while you
Turn your pockets out!
That's what it's all about!"
[/sing/song]