I see that the Hilton at Times Square is offering "Allergy Friendly" rooms at a premium.

Ridiculous, of course. Allergy Friendly rooms should come at a discount, while Allergy Unfriendly rooms might cost more. Who the hell wants a room that's friendly to allergies?

This sort of nonsense goes into the same barrel of stupidity as "Health Prevention" and a host of other phrases in common use that say exactly the opposite of what they're supposed to mean!