TSA was undaunted by GAO’s drubbing. The agency vindicated itself by trumpeting how BDOs watch out for “unusual exposed wires or electrical switches on a person” seeking to board a plane. But do we need a special TSA program to recognize would-be terrorists who received all their “training” from Road Runner cartoons featuring Wile E. Coyote assembling an Acme Bomb Kit?

Let guess next, all passengers wearing Acme Apparel will now be subject to additional screening ...