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Old Jul 24, 2017 | 7:25 pm
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kennycrudup
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Originally Posted by kathykathy
... I vomited into the toilet and evacuated a large volume of diarrhea into my underwear and slacks. ... I started up again, this time sitting on the toilet with diarrhea and vomiting a purple chunky substance into the sink ... and I had to remove particles with my hands and towels to put into the toilet ... I became nauseous again ... into which I vomited the ugly purple substance again (while depositing a bit more diarrhea in my blanket) ... within 5 minutes I threw up into the ‘paper bag’ supplied ... I then had to rush back to the rear of Business Class (I was in the front row) to the very small bathroom because of impending diarrhea. ... I’ll just say it was even worse – you really don’t want to know that at one point I took off my pajama bottoms so I would be able to reuse them, threw up in the toilet, and unfortunately saw my refection of projectile diarrhea coming out of my arse... I was sick later in the flight, and I finally (duh) realized I needed to take the paper bags with me to the restroom so I only used the toilet and not the sink!
I am thankful that I didn’t contract any fatal diseases while in the germ-laden restrooms!
Respectfully, Ma'am, I believe you have that entirely backwards. God Bless the next occupants!

Note: I tried unsuccessfully to put pictures into this report. Please forgive.
Oh, we forgive!!
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